Subject:	People I Can Do Without: People with too many holiday decorations
From:		.jh
Date:		2009-12-18T02:54:15Z
Tags:		people\ i\ can\ do\ without holiday\ decorations blog 2009

People I can do without will be a reoccurring subject on this blog.

Do you really need 45 nativity scenes, 196 reindeer, 78 Santas, 934
elves, 324 gnomes, 486 Mrs Clauses (Santa is a polygamist), 667
crosses, 1000 jebus statues and 160 miles of blinking lights? Nobody
in your neighborhood has gotten a decent night's sleep since before
Thanksgiving because of the incessant choir of HO HO HOs, bible verse
recitations, reindeer snorting, elf chattering and the Rudolf song on
constant repeat in a glorious cacophony. Add to that, that all
neighbors have taken to wearing sunglasses inside as your lights
penetrate their walls. Your house is directly responsible for all
accidents on your street as everybody that drives down the street is
immediately blinded. When your electrical usage is higher than the
annual consumption of North Korea, it's time to scale back the spirit,
and check yourself into a psychiatric facility. Fuck off and die.

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